‘Two-bagger’ ugly? Relief here.
July 22nd, 2008, 10:46 am · Post a Comment · posted by Sam Mittelsteadt
Now online merchant Weselleverything offers bags “guaranteed to cure ugliness.” Apparently it turns you into Olivia Newton-John, circa “Xanadu” (headband not included). And lest you think they’re being sexist, a men’s version also exists, although his role model appears to be a ’60s-era actor in a gladiator movie.
Of course, both note that for extra-ugly people, two bags may be required in case one breaks. $1.85 each.
And I would like to thank Francesca for sending me the link without suggesting I needed one. (Probably because once I told her it would be interesting to find out how much adorable baby boys like hers could fetch on the black market.)
