Well, I guess that’s an OK dress. Pretty color on her, but it sort of highlights the fact she’s flat-chested — whoa, wait. What is she doing? What?

Now, stop that right now, Natasha Bedingfield. That dress is not –

Oh, sweet Lord! That’s frightening like beetle wings and Morticia Addams and diaphanous spinster lingerie. And are you squatting now, too? Put the dress down. Do you hear me? PUT THE DRESS DOWN.

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