Stop the Jessica Simpson juggernaut!
June 27th, 2007, 11:12 pm · Post a Comment · posted by Sam Mittelsteadt
Just stop, people. Really.Today I got a press release that Jessica Simpson is launching a fragrance line with the help of the company that also inflicted us with scents by Maria Sharapova and Paris Hilton. This will be in addition to:– The Jessica Simpson Intimates line that launches this fall.– The Jessica Simpson/Ken Paves collaboration of HairDo extensions.– The Dessert by Jessica Simpson body line.– Jessica Simpson shoes.– Jessica Simpson swimsuits.– Jessica Simpson handbags.– Princy by Jessica Simpson clothing.– Jessica Simpson handbags.– Jessica Simpson jeans at Fashion Bug, and a plus-size version at Avenue stores.
I can’t reiterate this enough: Anything Jessica Simpson lays her hands on is a bad idea. You can find better. She is like a mythical hydra — you buy one thing, four more products spring up. If you keep it up, she’ll be hawking feminine deodorant spray by year’s end. Her omnipresence is your own damn fault. Stop it, I’m begging you.
