Ah Kathleen, letting her go was a mistake. She had some real Jade wisdom in her, I just know she did, but she was beautiful and not very bright which threatens Tyra so…goodbye Kathleen, at least you got to keep your hair.

Hey, speaking of (well, you were, I wasn’t) the PC Dolls did you notice that every one of them looks prettier in the promo for their show than the ANTM “models” do in their promo?

You “forgot” to mention that Tyra stayed true to her black roots (somewhere deep deep in the weave) and went to see Stomp The Yard. Sadly she misunderstood the film and thought it was “A Few Good Men 2″.

Natasha should pick one accent and roll with it, girl is phoney as Miss Jay’s bulge in them short shorts.

Whitney is perfection. I think they may be playing it down with her hardcore so she could be our sleeper. I’ve seen pictures of her at her college basketball practice that look better than any of the shots ANTM have taken and there were at least 3 better shots of that lesbian wedding photo but they chose one to highlight fugula instead. With all the Tyra is fat crap going down look for Whitney to do well this year.

My favorite moment?
Jay. Manuel. Doing. Pushups.

Sigh.

(I’m a hag at heart, let me be me)

Lypsinka looks like what would happen if Ron and Nancy Reagan morphed into one person.

Dionne is hella skinny.

Cassandra looks like she gets beat up a lot.

That’s it, glad you’re back, glad they’re back. Let’s hope it’s a hot mess of a season!