DEREK JETER STINKS! LIKE RHUBARB!
August 4th, 2006, 4:21 pm · Post a Comment · posted by Sam Mittelsteadt
It’s like a plague! The latest celebrity to "play an active role in the development of" (read: put his name on) a fragrance is New York Yankees shortshop Derek Jeter. His scent, Driven, is supposed to be a blend of "crushed leaves, black pepper, chilled grapefruit, rhubarb, lavender, spearmint, bamboo, driftwood and oak moss," according to Avon.Now, I’m not going to deride Jeter’s taste, because he’s much larger than me and occasionally wields a baseball bat. I will just say he thought dating Mariah Carey was a great idea, and leave it at that.








