So, while I think it’s great that Pink is championing the whole anti-idiot thing on her new single, "Stupid Girl," it seems a little odd for her to mock Jessica Simpson for sudsing herself down at a car wash in the video for "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Because the last time Pink had a major hit, she was happy to dress (as Kari from "America’s Next Top Model" so eloquently put it) "like a hooker from back in … you know, old hooker times, I guess" in the video. And when she performed on the MTV Awards. And (to a lesser extent) when she was singing wherever this was.It’s kind of like if Star Jones were to say she hates overweight people. Our memory’s not that short, people.