GOOD MONEY, BAD IDEA
April 13th, 2006, 3:51 pm · 1 Comment · posted by Sam Mittelsteadt
The good news: The Frutezia wine-beverage company is offering five $1,000 grants to –OK, that’s where the good news ends. The money’s going to nail artists, 
the kind of people who are responsible for inflicting atrocities like the glamour-length backscratchers at left on an unsuspecting public.Really, at what point do you think: "You know what would make me look great? Two-inch-long sky blue fingernails with designs embossed on them." And what kind of person lets you get them?
April 25th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
“…Two-inch-long sky blue fingernails with designs embossed on them.” And what kind of person lets you get them?”
Only the person who has been drinking Frutezia, obviously.